Post by ||D e c a y . . . on Apr 1, 2008 20:45:35 GMT 7
Did you know? Alice Academy has a new answering machine! These options are put by the staff themselves! It is a great way to sort out the complaints or explanations which needed to be explained! And if you don't believe me, why don't you pick up the phone and try it yourself?!
Alice Academy. Please choose from the options, before we direct you to a staff member.
If you have lies to tell about why you were late to classes today, please press 1.
If you are dumb enough to not know about what you learnt in class with your teachers today, and need them to re-explain it to you, please press 2.
If you need to lie about why you will wag or skip classes tomorrow, please press 3.
If you need to swear at the teachers, please press 4.
If you want to ask the teacher irrelivant things that you already know, but want to bother them, hence you wil ask again, please press 5.
If you want to prank the teacher, please press 6.
If you say you seriously have to talk to a teacher right now, but you actually don't, please press 7.
If you have nothing to say, please press 8
If you think you excell at everything and need to move up a grade, but that will never happend, please press 9.
If you want to call for room service, which doesn't exist, please press zero
If you realise that there is no such thing or school or academy that will set up this kind of answering machine before directing you to the person you want to talk to, please hang up, happy April Fools.
If you have lies to tell about why you were late to classes today, please press 1.
If you are dumb enough to not know about what you learnt in class with your teachers today, and need them to re-explain it to you, please press 2.
If you need to lie about why you will wag or skip classes tomorrow, please press 3.
If you need to swear at the teachers, please press 4.
If you want to ask the teacher irrelivant things that you already know, but want to bother them, hence you wil ask again, please press 5.
If you want to prank the teacher, please press 6.
If you say you seriously have to talk to a teacher right now, but you actually don't, please press 7.
If you have nothing to say, please press 8
If you think you excell at everything and need to move up a grade, but that will never happend, please press 9.
If you want to call for room service, which doesn't exist, please press zero
If you realise that there is no such thing or school or academy that will set up this kind of answering machine before directing you to the person you want to talk to, please hang up, happy April Fools.