Post by Tessah Satariel Spencer on Jan 11, 2006 10:49:32 GMT 7
A Huge alliance army lands with their ships on the edge of the barrens on a raid of Ogrimmar. Assembling on the beach they all line up in their formations and ranks ready for the grand assault. as the huge alliance army marches towards Ogrimmar they are stopped by the commander, A scout had spotted a horde on the road ahead, sure enough ahead in sight of the entire army there was a Tauran Shaman sitting down and waving at them. Confident that their progress should not be slowed down by one horde the commander sends two knights to slay the Hairy creature. As the men closed in on the Tauran on their mounts the shaman got up turned around and ran behind a large hill.
Several minutes passed and the men didn't return, suddenly the army noticed the Tauran running back round the mountain to where he stood before, sat down and waved at the army once more. Furious that the creature was still alive the commander in charge of the alliance invasion force sent 10 of his finest men to dispose of this cunning foe. Once again as they approached the shaman He got up and ran behind the hill.
a while later and after hearing the sound of combat the commander was sure the Tauran was dead and his men would come back round the hill. However circling back round to the front of the hill again was the Shaman who sat down in the road smiled and waved at the army again. The commander at this point was absolutely livid; his face was by now a dark crimson colour. In frustration that the creature still lived he sent round 1/4 of his entire invasion force to slay the beast once and for all! The task force charges at the Tauran, who simply stands up, turns around and once again runs behind the hill.
The commander can hear what sounds like an epic struggle occurring on the other side of the hill and wonders just what is happening. A long time passes and the commander is becoming more and more anxious.
Eventually once of his knights crawls back round the hill and up to the army, trailing blood with broken gear. The commander barks at him "well did you kill the shaman then?"
The knight then replies "no sir... it was a trap there were two of them!"
Several minutes passed and the men didn't return, suddenly the army noticed the Tauran running back round the mountain to where he stood before, sat down and waved at the army once more. Furious that the creature was still alive the commander in charge of the alliance invasion force sent 10 of his finest men to dispose of this cunning foe. Once again as they approached the shaman He got up and ran behind the hill.
a while later and after hearing the sound of combat the commander was sure the Tauran was dead and his men would come back round the hill. However circling back round to the front of the hill again was the Shaman who sat down in the road smiled and waved at the army again. The commander at this point was absolutely livid; his face was by now a dark crimson colour. In frustration that the creature still lived he sent round 1/4 of his entire invasion force to slay the beast once and for all! The task force charges at the Tauran, who simply stands up, turns around and once again runs behind the hill.
The commander can hear what sounds like an epic struggle occurring on the other side of the hill and wonders just what is happening. A long time passes and the commander is becoming more and more anxious.
Eventually once of his knights crawls back round the hill and up to the army, trailing blood with broken gear. The commander barks at him "well did you kill the shaman then?"
The knight then replies "no sir... it was a trap there were two of them!"
