Things your character will never say/do

[Shugo Yuy™]

shino said:

Shino: Listen up, from now on, your my b*tch!

Shugo: Eww, a naked woman, stay AWAY!!!

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What would happen if Shugo did say that... o.o;

xD here's whatd happen if he said that

A) thats not Shugo
B) He's being manipulated or the lady's fat and ugly
C) He suddenly got really really shy >>

[Shirayuki Yutaka]

Shirayuki: I hate anime.

>>

<<

[Jack]

Jack: I want to go to School.

Jack: This AA food is yummy!

Jack: ... You want my Guitar?

Jack: Girls are icky!

Jack: Real men wear eye-liner!

Jack: I'm sorry, Mister. I really do deserve detention.

[MISA♥]

*MIMI WILL NEVER SAY:

-- WTF!

-- I really don't want to know someone new

-- I hate people.

-- I hate socializing with people around.

-- LEAVE ME ALONE~

-- Wow! that fashion soes sucks!

-- Your a total faliure.

[Yuki-kun]

The Conversations That Can Never Be

Obligatory Anger Management Reference
Yuki: I feel pretty... *tosses bangs aside*
Yui: Oh so pretty... *removes ponytail, letting hair flip to and fro*
In unison: I feel pretty... *holds hands and dances around* AND GAAAAAAAAAY!

Show Me The Money
Yui: I'm prettier. I have longer hair and a more feminine face than yours, biznitch.
Roux: I can make my B-cups into D in the blink of an eye.* Top that, fag boy.
Yui: Oh yeah? Why don't you show it to me?
Saya: *whacks Yui on the head with a fan* Pervert.

*Actually, she's done it before, but she told me she won't do it again... I think =__="

Girls Only
Saya: Miss Hayashi, why is it that you still don't have a boyfriend? I mean... guys are practically fawning at your feet.
Setsuna: I, uhh... look, a three-headed monkey! *runs away*
Haruhi: (in a sing-song voice) Les-bo~

[Though Death Note's Yagami Light isn't any of my characters, the following image is definitely related to the topic. So OOC... but could this also be a revelation? ]

[Lawl. I found it at dA. I won't post the exact account from which I got it to spare your innocence... and sanity. OMFG L CAN SOOOO SCREW HIM NAO]

[relcore :: Dragon]

Things that Relcore will never say:

Relcore: ..... (Um ya.... XD)

[Cloud Tetsuya]

*Walks over to Hiei and Rage and he glomps and kisses them both* I LOVE YOU BOTH!


((*in real life hangs self for even thinking of posting this* ))

[Shino Nanao]

@cloud: That little thing happening made me giggle.

Shino: Who the !@#$ are you?

Like my character will ever say that..

[.ten.shii.]

Things my character would never dream of saying or doing~

> Go away from me, you loser!
> Screw life, I'm hitting on that pimp.
> I heart Brad Pitt~ (o.o)
> *stairs at someone else's monitor* Porn?

Kanna Yuki-kun: That picture is very famous around here. ^^ A friend of mine pointed it out once in another forum, saying that 'yagami' is spelled backwards as 'Im a gay'.

[Elyon Brown]

~Stop crying, ya baby!

~Hmph! Like I care!

~Why the hell would I help someone like you?

Ok, my character doesn't say those things. No way.

[Shugo Yuy™]

"Okay. I lost this fight." --Something Me and Shugo would almost never say and mean it. Me and him keep fighting till we can't talk back xD

"...Okay. From this day forward, I solemnly swear that I will never watch porn, hit on other girls, or look at any girl other than you." --Arose >> Only one girl buuut She hasn't finished her bio yet =P Caause she lost it xD

[ken_hidaka]

Ken would never say this... ever

~ i don't like women
~ i don't like dogs
~ kiss my butt you dirty hag! (i am cold but not mean..tsk!)

He would never do this...
~ slap a gut in his butt and say "damn you got a nice ass!"
~ kill a dog (i rather die)
~ being a pervert (i am a decent guy...*smirk*)

[Xena]

-XenXen Says-

- I wuubb Hiei soo mucchh I wanna smooch him
Right now <333

- I do NOT like stuffed bears. =P

- *rolls on the ground* Laalaalaalaa~

- *singing Sanctuary off-tune* My sanctuareeee, my sanctuareee yeaaaah, where feeeers and laaiis melt awaa-haa-haa-aaayaaayaay~

- You're emo.

-XenXen Does-

- *kicks you in the groin cause you pissed her off* - Guyz

- *pulls your hair cause you're prettier* - Galz.

[.. RhozzyeL ..]

Not gonna say:

"I am sooo hot!"

"I like stupid guys"

"Let's do it in my room"

"I wanna try you"


Not gonna do:

Have intercourse with someone.

Jump like a crazy dog.

[Kinrui Ai]

this is the things Kinrui wont say

-I am so in Lollita now..

-...crossdressing aint bad..

-Make ups are for losers!

-Lick my feet and call me Daddeh!!

-I dont want...hurt you ._.

[Shino Nanao]

Shino: ...Want a good time :3?
Shino to Hiei: Well, aren't YOU just emo?
Shino: Well, ain't that a b*tch?
Shino: ...So, you had a depressing past too? Join the !@#$ing club =)

Things she'll never do
-Get pissed off at an insult
-Start swearing randomly
-Challenge people to a fight

[Hiei]

Hiei to everyone: Fine, I'm emo.

... Lol. >_>

[Arose]

hiei said:

Hiei to everyone: Fine, I'm emo.

... Lol. >_>

Shugo in response: *hugs Hiei and strokes his back gently* its okay Hiei... we'll help you get through this.

What Shugo woulda really done is laughed his ass off >.>

[Rieko Mishimo]

Rieko: I hate blood...its so....ewww...
HAHAH

Ambrose (Hasn't returned): oops, did I burn you

Illy: ITS SO BRIGHT AND SHINY AND PRETTY OUT (GIRLY VOICE)

Jayo: No fang, I didn't mean to cut your left arm off

Scipio: I'm giving up stealing forever X.X

This is great

[MiMi]

Don't revive threads that's been dead for 2 months..